Blondejokes

Blonde jokes # 4

2008-08-29T01:20:00.000-07:00

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?

Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread.

Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? A: Cherry Float

2008-08-20T10:21:00.000-07:00

Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears.

Q: How do you know a blond likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

2008-08-18T07:39:00.001-07:00

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"

2008-08-17T11:09:00.000-07:00

Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer.