Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"
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