Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? A: Cherry Float
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