Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears.
Q: How do you know a blond likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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